November 10, 2009: 12:15 PM
An especially excellent find as a Valentino orange-faced sexagenarian was a-sex-a-ing-me with his eyes as I waited for my Double Shot, yesterday morning.
“How - how-a are you liking this day?”
Thankfully he didn’t take a verbal stab until I was all the way down the handicap ramp and on my merry 23 - 31-year-old desired demographic way.
Crazy (?) Man: ‘Scuze me lady, what do you think of the weather.
Woman: [silence]
Crazy (?) Man: The weather. Do you like it. This weather. How do you like it. Do you like it? Do you like this weather??
Woman: No, thank you.
Crazy (?) Man: I ASKED IF YOU LIKED THE WEATHER, YOU BITCH.
Woman: (shakes her head)
Table-mate of Woman: She doesn’t speak English.
Crazy (?) Man: Oh. Well, okay, what do you think of this weather?
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miss the crazies who came into the Starbucks I worked at. They mostly homeless and getting high in our bathroom, though.
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