January242012
I hate that I like this
Sorry this is basically a sony ad, but the results ACTUALLY freaked me out.
I’m sure there are a ton of these around, but this was the first I’ve seen.
Stare at the red dot on her nose for 30 seconds.
Look at the ceiling and blink really quickly.
WHAT THE FUCK BRAIN!?!?!?!
WHAT
THE
FUCK….
WHOOOOOAAAAAA! <repeats procedure> WHOOOOOAAAAAA! <repeats procedure> WHOOOOOAAAAAA! <repeats procedure> WHOOOOOAAAAAA! <repeats procedure, screams aloud again, this time because vision is completely garbled and near-clinic hypochondria leads to thoughts of permanent blindness>
Tags: /WHOA. /mind tricks /Careful - you'll stare your eye out.
Reblogged from eject.
January232012
We may not be our own worst enemies, but we are certainly sabotaging ourselves from within.
Tags: /The Case Against Liberal Despair /Michelle Goldberg /Obama
January162012
“Acadamy Award Winner Tilda Swinton…
MacCaulay Culkin when he was cute.”
#birthcontrol
Tags: /Tilda Swinton /Remember MacCaulay Culkin? /birth control
Tina Fey, Amy Poehler and Maya Rudolph at the InStyle Golden Globes After-Party
I can’t wait to get drunk at the Globes with these three and my own, peer versions of them.
(Source: cheia)
Tags: /Golden Globes /Tina Fey /Maya Rudolph /Amy Poehler /funny lady powerhouse
Reblogged from That's an example of party humor..
January122012
So, um, like, I'm totally...kinda...a REALLY big (co-)CO-DEAL on this moderately HUGE podcast on E! Online...Yeah...Here's the latest. Get AT it! »
Tags: /Answer B!tch /E! online /podcast /auralgasm /Hollywood /like - *totally* popular culture
January112012
“Tell me…what is a power bottom?” How about I show you? <flares eyes suggestively>
December202011
You're Tacky and I Hate You: Crate & Barrel can eat a dick with their “Stainless Steel Olive Spoon” »
I’ve expressed my disdain towards the hand-crafted tack on Etsy before but that pales in comparison to the truly pretentious retail crimes being committed over at Crate & Barrel, a horrifically bourgeois catalog world of $300 espresso makers and jaunty tea light holders. You’re probably…
This bitch…will make you pee a little. Or, at the very least, walk awkwardly to the bathroom to double check your underwear.
Tags: /Idie /Crate & Barrel /What the fuck do you need that for?
Reblogged from You're Tacky and I Hate You.
December172011
Riding bacon-wrapped hot dogs in maple bar donut buns.
Tags: /No caption required. /submission
Reblogged from Paula Deen Riding Things.
December92011
This week's Answer B!tch podcast on E! Online! Not only am I in the biggest of the little co-host chairs, but the infamous My Friend Kim makes her debut appearance as guest B!tchling! Get at it! Get at her! Get at US! »
Tags: /E! online /Answer B!tch /podcast /auralgasm /Hollywood /like - *totally* popular culture
